ENGINEERING TERMS 

Engineering College : Place where you're punished for getting good HSC marks.
 
Senior : guys who got ragged as juniors and wanna get some payback...
 
Fresher : Guy who has to ask where the canteen is...
 
Really Dumb Fresher : Guy who asks a senior where the canteen is.
 
Really Really Dumb fresher : guy who follows the senior to the canteen.
 
Ragging : the unfortunate fate of the previous idiot. 
 
Evasive action : watch the juniors when any seniors come nearby. (No one runs faster than a fresher. NO ONE.)
 
Babe : After two years in Engineering, anything remotely female qualifies for that title.
 
KT : makes you suicidal..
 
Year Drop : makes dad homicidal.
 
Revaluation : Cruel joke... (results of review come after you give the KT exam).
 
Principal : Biggest idiot on campus. Unfortunately also the most powerful idiot on campus.
 
Lectures : waste of time.. 
 
Tuitions : what you take when you don't waste enough time.
 
Professor : person paid to put students to sleep. 
 
Vernac Prof : Unusual variant of previous individual who comes packaged with his own brand of English ("Now you check me our journal." "You Out get from class." "Are you Understand, Beta?" )
 
Practical : 60 to 90 minutes in which you discuss Pamela Anderson's assets, watch the girls do your experiment, and usually destroy  a considerable array of lab equipment.
 
Hopeless Practical : The practical in which there are no girls in your group - simply look blankly at each other, fiddle with the equipment, and finally copy the readings (from the girls, in some other group, of course...).
 
Fear : what you feel when the prof who's signature you forged on the journal hesitates to turn the page...
 
Irony : The guy who copied your entire paper passes and you flunk.
 
Critical Calculation : Summing up the marks you attempted in the exam...
 
Sleep : Huh! What the Heck's That?